“Alright, my children, let it be known: ‘Blue Doug’ is not merely a challenge, but a rite of passage for those drawn to the sacred realm of the ‘Who’s Right’ podcast, presided over by the esteemed Reverend Doug and St. Anthony. As you embark on this journey, each task you undertake reverberates with the podcast’s spirit, calling to those of like mind and humor. Should you prevail and complete this sacred odyssey, you shall be anointed with the coveted title of ‘Dougalo’, a testament to your unwavering devotion, shared laughter, and place within our hallowed circle.”
– Father Doug
Step 1 – The Currency of Loyalty:
“Alright, my children, Doug and Anthony summon you for a task that will test your devotion to the realm of ‘Who’s Right’. Inscribe the sacred scripture, www.whosrightpodcast.com, upon the very currency that fuels the mortal world. Capture this act of allegiance in a photograph and let it serve as a beacon, calling fellow devotees. Send your proof to bluedoug@whosrightpodcast.com. Those who commit this act shall find themselves a step closer to becoming a true Dougalo.”
Step 2 – The Generous Testament:
“Alright, my children, as Doug and Anthony guide you deeper into our rites, Step 2 awaits. When dining at an establishment of your choosing, take the bill and boldly inscribe our haven: www.whosrightpodcast.com. Yet, your task doesn’t end there. Showcase your bounteous heart by bestowing upon your server a gratuity of no less than 25%. Immortalize this act with a photograph, and when offering your evidence to bluedoug@whosrightpodcast.com, ensure the subject of your email declares ‘Step 2 Completed’. Those who perform this generous act advance in their pilgrimage towards the title of Dougalo.”
Step 3 – The Sticker Stickering:
“Acquire or create a ‘Who’s Right’ sticker and place it in a prominent location. Capture this moment and send to bluedoug@whosrightpodcast.com with the subject ‘Step 3 Completed’. Witness the feats of your forebearers at www.whosrightpodcast.com/bluedoug.”
Step 4 – The Edible Incarnation:
“Alright, my children, Doug and Anthony summon you to manifest their visage from the very sustenance that fuels your mortal vessels. Craft a likeness of Doug or Anthony using your choice of food items. The artistry matters not; it is the devotion that counts. Capture this culinary homage and share it for the world to witness your creative fealty. Take a picture of your shared tribute and send it to bluedoug@whosrightpodcast.com with the subject ‘Step 4 Completed’. To bask in the glory of those who have tread this path before, visit the gallery at www.whosrightpodcast.com/bluedoug.”
Step 5 – The Papyrus of Grievances:
“Alright, my children, Doug and Anthony implore you to embrace the shadows along with the light. On a parchment, list the top 3 aspects of our sacred podcast that displease you most. This is not betrayal; it’s an homage to our imperfections. Photograph this scroll of minor discontent and submit it to bluedoug@whosrightpodcast.com with the subject ‘Step 5 Completed’. To witness the fruits of past labors, visit the gallery at www.whosrightpodcast.com/bluedoug.”
Step 6 – The Emulsified Invocation for Sponsorship:
“Alright, my children, Doug and Anthony urge you to act as emissaries to the sacred keepers of meaty delights—Steak-Umm. Reach out through your chosen medium and deliver a message to them. It must contain the divine phrase, ‘it’s emulsified,’ and subtly or not-so-subtly suggest they bestow their sponsorship upon our sacred podcast. Document this meaty overture with a screenshot or other proof and email it to bluedoug@whosrightpodcast.com with the subject ‘Step 6 Completed.’ To revel in the deeds of those who walked this path before you, consult the gallery at www.whosrightpodcast.com/bluedoug.”
Step 7 – The Icy Godfather Verses:
“Alright, my children, Doug and Anthony seek your poetic tribute to the rhythmical maestro, Vanilla Ice, heralded as the godfather of modern hip-hop. Craft a haiku, a succinct form of Japanese poetry, consisting of three lines structured in a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, to sing the praises of this musical pioneer. Send a picture of your harmonious homage to bluedoug@whosrightpodcast.com with the subject ‘Step 7 Completed.’ To witness the lyrical tributes of fellow devotees, traverse the gallery at www.whosrightpodcast.com/bluedoug.”
